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PCMCIA - People Can''t Memorise Computer IndustryISDN - It Still Does NothingAPPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI - System Can''t See ItDOS - Defunct Operating SystemQDOS - Quick and Dirty Operating SystemBASIC - Bills Attempt to Seize Industry ControlIBM - I Blame MicrosoftDEC - Do Expect CompaqCD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 - Obsolete Soon, TooWWW - World Wide Wait MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System HangsPENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of MathematicsCOBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Orientated LanguageAMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game AddictionLISP - Lots of Infuriating and Silly ParenthesesMIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor SpeedWINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data on Whole SystemMICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools TeenagersRISC - Reduced Into Silly Code