Как Американцы знают европу и как граждане ГБ, знают Америку.

 
OK, in our defense, Europe is really complicated.  

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Turns out, this effort — which places several countries in the ocean — is one of the best.  

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A common problem was filling in all the countries that one knows and then realizing there’s still a half-dozen blank spots on the map.  

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This person’s nearly crossed-off list likely aided them in having one of the most complete maps we received.  

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Most of us went to college.  

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And yet, here we are (apologies to all of the Mr. Harrisses in the world).  

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At least we (sort of) know where Borat is from.  

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Borat is a really big deal here, I guess?  

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Borat is the president of Europe, right?  

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And MOST of us know where Russia is (and that it’s very cold).  

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I had never heard of the countries I, Am, Very, Sorry, You, Are, All, or Great before!  

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Sorry.  

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I find this impressive but have no idea if it’s correct. Cypress!!!  

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Second Poland is a hot tourist destination, I hear.  

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But not as hot as Affordable Vacations.  

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This tiny hand Turkey is having a really good time, and I hear mini-Poland is almost as fun as Second Poland.  

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“What is that?”  

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One thing is clear: Europe is overrun with meandering arrows.  

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The motherland?! Starting to regret not asking for names…  

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Moomins are really cool, but I’m pretty sure they don’t live next to the USSR.  

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Points for honesty, though.  

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Cold is a recurring theme, which may have had something to do with the weather in NYC today.  

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It’s really cold, and so is this entire area of middle Europe.  

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People wear fur coats there!  

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Shame is also a very common component.  

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The great GOTH vs. METAL wars of the 1800s are long behind us…  

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…but apparently war still plagues much of Europe (thankfully saving Benedict Cumberbatch’s house).  

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“Farms.”  

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“Your mom Romania.”  

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But seriously: When is someone going to do something about all of the fake countries in Europe?  

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:) :) :) :)  

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