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George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."George: "Great. Lay it on me."Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."George: "That's what I want to know."Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"Condoleeza: "Yes."George: "I mean the fellow's name."Condoleeza: "Hu."George: "The guy in China."Condoleeza: "Hu."George: "The new leader of China."Condoleeza: "Hu."George: "The Chinaman!"Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."George: "That's whose name?"Condoleeza: "Yes."George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."Condoleeza: "That's correct."George: "Then who is in China?"Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."George: "Yassir is in China?"Condoleeza: "No, sir."George: "Then who is?"Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."George: "Yassir?"Condoleeza: "No, sir."George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."Condoleeza: "Kofi?"George: "No, thanks."Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"George: "No."Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."Condoleeza: "Kofi?"George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"Condoleeza: "And call who?"George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."George: "Will you stay out of China?!"Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."Condoleeza: "Kofi."George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."