A fairy tale for the assertive woman

Once upon a time, in a land far away,A beautiful, independent,self assured princess,happened upon a frog as she satcontemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pondin a verdant meadow near her castle.The frog hopped into the Princess' lapand said: Elegant Lady,I was once a handsome Prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.One kiss from you, however,and I will turn backinto the dapper, young Prince that I amand then, my sweet, we can marryand setup housekeeping in your castlewith my Mother,where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children,and forever feel grateful and happydoing so.That night, while dining on lightly sauteed froglegs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,she chuckled to herself and thought:I don't fucking think so.