Who is Hu?

(Hu is he new communist party leader in China. Below have a look on how Condoleezza Rice, the security advisor to President Bush, is bringing this news to him.)George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.Bush: Great. Lay it on me.Rice: Hu is the new leader of ChinaBush: That's what I want to know.Rice: That's what I 'm telling you.Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?Rice: Yes.Bush: I mean the fellow 's name.Rice: Hu.Bush: The guy in China.Rice: Hu.Bush: The new leader of China.Rice: Hu.Bush: The Chairman!Rice: Hu is leading ChinaBush: Now whaddya asking me for?Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading ChinaBush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?Rice: That's the man's name.Bush: That's who's name?Rice: Yes.Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?Rice: Yes, Sir.Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.Rice: That's correct.Bush: When who is in China?Rice: Yes, Sir.Bush: Yassir is in China?Rice: No, Sir.Bush: Then who is?Rice: Yes, Sir.Bush: Yassir?Rice: No, Sir.Bush: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.Rice: Kofi?Bush: No, thanks.Rice: You want Kofi?Bush: No.Rice: You don't want Kofi?Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then getme the UN.Rice: Yes, Sir.Bush: Not Yasssir! The guy at the UN.Rice: Kofi?Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?Rice: And call who?Bush: Who is the guy at the UN?Rice: Hu is the guy in China.Bush: Will you stay out of China.Rice: Yes, Sir.Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.Rice: Kofi.Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!(Condi picks up the phone.)Rice: Rice, here.Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China and the Middle East.